Sunday, October 21st 2007
8:27 PM
Ode Contest
‘Ode’ to be a Babe . . .
So my buds over at www.Babesinbookland.com have been mulling over contest ideas. We knew we wanted to give away an Amazon gift card ($50.00) and some cute Babes Gear from our Babes store, but hey, the stuff was a little pricey, so we wanted to make people work for it AND have some fun in the process. Then we remembered Babe Mary Stella sharing an ‘Ode to the Penis’ she’d written just for fun. It was a hoot and a half, so we decided to base the contest on the Ode. So . . . here’s
Ode to the Throbbing, Pulsing, Bulging Manhood
In the years of written romance
Nothing else has gained such fame
As a certain male sex organ
Which has more than just one name.
To some, it is the manhood
Always jutting, ever proud
To others, it’s a member
In what club is it allowed?
Swords of iron, velvet rods
Heat-forged shafts of steel
Has anyone considered
The discomfort they might feel?
When wrapped in deep desire
As has always been the fashion
Their hand drifts down, there to find
A pulsing tool of passion?
Oft told are we of women
Who find it mesmerizing.
What holds them rapt, I sure don’t know
Cause what the hell’s a “sizing?”
I find it vaguely scary
At the least, it could be callous
To gaze with adoration
On a throbbing, bulbous phallus.
It’s not the organ I abhor
In fact, this girl’s all for it.
I just yearn for less description
When choosing what to call it
Men, we hear, arrived from Mars
We women come from
Perhaps on other planets far
They still call the thing a penis.
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‘Ode,’ but I’d love to be a Babe
As the contest requests, we're looking for odes.
To celebrate princes, transformed from big toads
Or pregnant fair ladies, with secrets they've hid
Those amnesiac men don't know it's their kid!
Compose a cute poem of terms that are silly
Euphemisms and such, describing the willy.
A ditty of heroines -- TSTL
Don't name authors names or we'll all roast in hell.
Submit your entry to our email addy
The Babes will vote on the goody and baddy
The seven best odes we'll post for the masses
Two weeks of voting by all lads and lasses
If you're in the running, invite those you know.
To vote for your ode in the comments, just so.
One vote per person, no cheats, if you please
Or we'll pull those votes with the greatest of ease.
So what do you get for creating an Ode?
A treasure trove BabesinBookland mother-lode.
An Amazon gift card -- $50 bucks in the till.
Plus autographed books and Babes goods -- What a thrill!
Get working, get writing, start on your rhyming.
Entering this contest requires good timing.
Submit your Ode by November seven
And you might win BabesinBookLand Gift Heaven.
Contest Rules . . . All entries must be sent to babesinbookland@bellsouth.net in the body of the email – no attachments. If selected, you are encouraged to forward the link to your ode on www.Babesinbookland.com, not the actual content.
By submitting, you represent that the work is original and that you are the author – co-authored materials must clearly state all names with the submission. You agree to hold Babesinbookland.com, all associates, contributors and affiliates harmless and further agree that you accept the terms as stated herein by submitting an ode for the contest.
So put on your creativity, the contest will run from
Good luck!
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