‘Ode’ to be a Babe Contest on www.Babesinbookland.com . . .

The Babes are thrilled to announce the ODE TO BE A BABE Contest.  We’re giving away an Amazon gift card ($50.00) and some cute Babes Gear from our Babes store, but hey, the stuff was a little pricey, so we wanted to make people work for it AND have some fun in the process.  Then we remembered Babe Mary Stella sharing an ‘Ode to the Penis’ she’d written just for fun.  It was a hoot and a half, so we decided to base the contest on the Ode.  So . . . here’s Mary’s Ode:

Ode to the Throbbing, Pulsing, Bulging Manhood   

In the years of written romance

Nothing else has gained such fame

As a certain male sex organ

Which has more than just one name.

 

To some, it is the manhood

Always jutting, ever proud

To others, it’s a member

In what club is it allowed?

 

Swords of iron, velvet rods

Heat-forged shafts of steel

Has anyone considered

The discomfort they might feel?

 

When wrapped in deep desire

As has always been the fashion

Their hand drifts down, there to find

A pulsing tool of passion?

 

Oft told are we of women

Who find it mesmerizing.

What holds them rapt, I sure don’t know

Cause what the hell’s a “sizing?”

 

I find it vaguely scary

At the least, it could be callous

To gaze with adoration

On a throbbing, bulbous phallus.

 

It’s not the organ I abhor

In fact, this girl’s all for it.

I just yearn for less description

When choosing what to call it

 

Men, we hear, arrived from Mars

We women come from Venus

Perhaps on other planets far

They still call the thing a penis.

-            Mary Stella

 

‘Ode,’ but I’d love to be a Babe Contest

 

As the contest requests, we're looking for odes.

To celebrate princes, transformed from big toads

Or pregnant fair ladies, with secrets they've hid

Those amnesiac men don't know it's their kid! 

 

Compose a cute poem of terms that are silly

Euphemisms and such, describing the willy.

 A ditty of heroines -- TSTL

Don't name authors names or we'll all roast in hell.

 

Submit your entry to our email addy

The Babes will vote on the goody and baddy

The seven best odes we'll post for the masses

Two weeks of voting by all lads and lasses

 

If you're in the running, invite those you know.

To vote for your ode in the comments, just so.

One vote per person, no cheats, if you please

Or we'll pull those votes with the greatest of ease.

 

So what do you get for creating an Ode?

A treasure trove BabesinBookland mother-lode.

An Amazon gift card -- $50 bucks in the till.

Plus autographed books and Babes goods -- What a thrill!

 

Get working, get writing, start on your rhyming.

Entering this contest requires good timing.

Submit your Ode by November seven

And you might win BabesinBookLand Gift Heaven.

 

Contest Rules . . . All entries must be sent to babesinbookland@bellsouth.net in the body of the email – no attachments.

If selected, you are encouraged to forward the link to your ode on www.Babesinbookland.com, not the actual content.

By submitting, you represent that the work is original and that you are the author – co-authored materials must clearly state all names with the submission.

You agree to hold Babesinbookland.com, all associates, contributors and affiliates harmless and further agree that you accept the terms as stated herein by submitting an ode for the contest.

 

 

So put on your creativity, the contest will run from 10/29/07-11/3/07.  The top 7 Odes will be posted and people can vote for their favorite (hint – wake the neighbors, tell your friends) from 11/7/07 until voting closes on 11/14.  The winner will be announced on 11/15/07.

Good luck!  The Babes

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